Kickballin' Sloth: New Season Game 1

There are no pictures of this game, so instead, I plan to post all the heckling I did for each game.

Game 1 heckling:

• "HEY, PITCHER...YOU GOT SPAGHETTI ARMS!...HAHA... SPAGHETTI ARMS, NICE PITCH!"
• "LOOK AT YOU, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE 15 YEARS OLD! OH! AND YOU PITCH LIKE YOU'RE 15 YEARS OLD, TOO!"
• "OH HO HO, LOOK WHO'S UP TO KICK... IT'S GRIZZLY ADAMS!  MAYBE IF YOU SHAVE YOUR BEARD, YOU'LL BE ABLE TO KICK BETTER!"
• "OH, LOOK AT YOU WITH YOUR BEARD... YOU THINK YOU'RE SENOR MYSTERIOSO... YOUR PITCHING IS MYSTERIOSO TO ME!"
• "YOU SUCK!"
• "HEY PITCHER, NICE GUN SHOW... IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE OUT OF AMMO!"
• "HEY GUNSHOW, LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE SHOOTING BLANKS!"
• "HEY EVERYONE, COME IN CLOSER, IT'S A GIRL KICKER!"
• "HEY EVERYONE, COME IN CLOSER, IT'S A GIRL KICKER!"(kicker was a boy)
• "HEY MR. EXCITEMENT, YOU'RE SO CRAZY UP THERE AT HOME PLATE!  WATCH OUT, IT'S MR. EXCITEMENT! LOOK AT HIM GO!" (kicker was pretty sedentary at home plate)
• "AWE, KICKER, DON'T BE AFRAID OF THE BALL... IT'S NOT GOING TO HURT YOU."
• "AWE, PITCHER LOOKS TIRED... POOR GUY... WHO NEEDS A HUG?! HUH?!  PITCHER NEEDS A HUG?!"

Game 2 is next Monday.