- Go-Karting is something only ten year olds do cause they can't drive real cars.
- Go-Karting is silly and only fun for 10 year old kids who have nothing better to do on a Saturday night.
- I was absolutely sure there were better ways to spend my Saturday nights than to wait in line for a chance to tool around in a Go-Kart.
However, after last Saturday's tromp to Go Kart World, I am convinced of the following:
- Lipana, Wiseman, and I must start a professional Go-Kart team.
- We must always bring our very own Sparx helmets cause they're badass... as you can see in the pictures below -
- It helps to have awesome graphics on your helmet... Lipana's helmet had dragons and scantily dressed girls on it. Wiseman's helmet had Bruce Lee on it. And mine was a retro helmet...that I love.
- There's nothing cooler than bringing your own helmets to a Go-Karting venue.
- There's nothing cooler than bringing your own helmets to a Go-Karting venue where you're 30 years older than everyone. Well for me I guess it was more like 15 years older than everyone.
- Go-Karting is actually a thrilling experience with moments of utter fear because you've spun out in the middle of a blind turn with no way of moving your go-kart out of the way from oncoming go-kart traffic!
- I will be Go-Karting on a regular basis ... because we will start a professional league.
That's me... getting in the go-kart... cause - I FEEL THE NEED, THE NEED FOR 42mph SPEED!
Stay tuned for more Go-Karting Sloth...
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